#037 happy endings.

❝the best part about me, is you❞

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hey thur (:

i didnt blog yesterday so ill try compiling everything here.

i shall share some funneh moments (:

1.) One of my aunties, was at a salon, her name is DORIS. so like, she was waiting to cut her hair & she had recently lost some weight. so then she felt something in her pants. and when she checked, THERE WAS LIKE. a fuuing big cockroach walking around in her pants (: SHE SCREAMED. just picture a typical chinese woman. 60+ years old. SCREAMING (: omigosh. shes so awesome.

2.) THIS IS MY GRANDMA'S CLASSIC. My grandma took a unicorn to play with the children. and she like went "WOOF! WOOF!" then Jamie (my mom's cousin) went, "huh?" then my grandma went. "OH OH. HOKAY HOKAY." "MOOO! MOOO!" and Jamie was like "its not a dog or a cow, ITS A HORSE" [all in cantonese] :D

3.) this took place at a restaurant.
Jamie: are there any waffles here?

Waiter: OH YES YES we have offer. you buy one maincourse, you get FREE SOUP
*we stare at each other*
Jamie: No no, do you have WAFFLES?
Waiter: [stares] oh YES YES. we have offer, buy 2 tiramisu , get one free
Jamie: NO NO WAFFLES. Waa-FFLES
Waiter: OFFE-

Jamie: NO, WAFFLES.

Waiter: OOHHH!!! NO NO dun hab.

4.) Grandma starts talking to maid in malay: awak suda makan? [have you eaten?]

Grandma says to Jamie: NAH. ngo dak gong ying mun [i can speak english]

Jamie: AHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

5.) so last night there was a meteor shower. APPARENTLY. and i told Kenny that i wanted to stay up to watch it at 12. So i waited till 12.30 and gave up, so i went to sleep. Coincidentally, my ringtone & alarm is the song "shooting stars". & suddenly whilst i was sleeping, this ringtone rang so loud that i woke up. i thought it was my alarm, but i thought it was a call as well. SOMEHOW. so i picked up. and it was Ken. i was like. "WHAT TIME ISSIT?" he said "6.30". i was like HOLY lkjfndskjgnfd!! IM LATE TO WORK. so i get up. turn of the aircond, turn on the lights and start brushing my teeth. Then ken goes "are you brushing your teeth?" , "YUP!!!" , "OMG YOU ARE SO WEIRD". and im like WHYY?!?!?! then he goes. WHO THE HELL BRUSHES HEIR TEETH AT 2.30am?! AND IM LIKE WHAT THE FUUU!?!?!?! i go to my room, check the clock and =.=

ANYWAYS. to contradict all these strange moments, I AM NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO JAPAN ): although im still gonna try begging her to let me go.

anyways back to my day. SHIZ. i saw a replica of T-JIEN. he was like sleazy looking and he talked like him as well.

he worked as one of those dudes that transfer goods into a truck :D he was talking to my aunty (BOSS) LOL. so i heard.

thenn i ate INDIAN food next door. so yep. it was YUMM.

oh and yus, im planning to work for another week.

i rather enjoy life like this. AHAHAH.

and i would get 600 bucks betches (:

the only sucky thing is that there is ALWAYS NO WATER HERE. like at the basin and shiz.

AND INDIAN WORKERS AND CHINESE SCHOOL BOYS KEEP GLARING AT ME.

eeee. creepy.

& shitty hell and i hate chinese people that scream at each other from one end of the room to the other, JUST to call them over D: SO ANNOYING.

anyways there was this lady sitting at the only comp with internet, the only source of LIFE & EXCITEMENT in the whole office

SHE WASNT DOING ANYTHING

i got kinda terrified. she was jst like sitting at the comp.

STARING. AT THE DESKTOP.

FOR LIKE 2 hours. i was like omg. WTF??!?!

and for the other 1 hour. she was doing shiz.

I WAS SO MAD AT HER.

I wanted to wrap her in duct tape and then put her in a box and throw her into the sea where she gets all crinkly and DIES :) then take her out, cut her fingers to make them into "FISH FINGERS" well. kinda :) and the rest of her should be grinded in a meat factory and seasoned to be fed to the dogs. (:

AND SHE FUUING SHUT DOWN MY FACEBOOK AND MY MSN.

it takes like 10 minutes to start up and im not exaggerating ):

wooooo this is a looong post (:

i went out for dinner with Jamie and her husband.

we ate jap :D

then we went to pick her kids up at their grannies house.

OMG THEY ARE SOO CUUTE.

i go all melty and fdjsnkjfdsn when i see them

OMG SOO CUTEEE!!!!!!

and chubby :)

anyways ciaoooz.

half day of work tomorrow.

YUUUS!!

x